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Cold calls aren't spam! ( sopuli.xyz )
I saw this and thought, well yeah that VP is right, cold calls are annoying spam. However, based on the insane comments by all the salespeople, you'd be wrong. Like, are salespeople that out of touch with normal people?
One of us ( lemmy.world )
is this employee in the room with us right now? ( sopuli.xyz )
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4
I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it ( lemmy.world )
Marriage is like.. ( i.ibb.co )
I can think of a hundred bigger crimes ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
Inflation screwing you over? Just invest! ( sopuli.xyz )
Leave some degrees for the rest of us ( sopuli.xyz )
Genius ( reddthat.com )
This might qualify as Instagram poetry ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"
A good leader always farts first 💨 ( aussie.zone )
Amazing attitude ( discuss.tchncs.de )
Let's work from home when the kids are sick, thank you great company that I am allowed to slave away for you while taking care of my sick kid! It isn't even a US company it seems....
Where to start..
cu*t ( i.postimg.cc )
It really seems like satire, but based off the guy’s profile and normal posts I don’t think it is.
Work math [satire] ( sopuli.xyz )
Everything about this comment is cursed ( sopuli.xyz )
Warren Buffet in shambles ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt: I don’t know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks....
Thanks for telling me shapes exist! ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says “yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes”. Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.
Saying the quiet part out loud, with pride ( sopuli.xyz )
alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don’t have overseas help you’re at a disadvantage
NSFL ( lemmy.ml )
Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol ( i.postimg.cc )
Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.
Oh, okay. ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn....